l… l… lllll… lovely horns on that gazelle
That’s Z not L
you caught me
fuck all of you. you fucking hooligans. you fucking delinquent bbastards
i literally played windwaker for five hours staight today without realizing
i thought id been on for like 2 hours tops
that game man
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
let’s be real, germany only won because rihanna was there and cheered for them, so congrats rihanna for winning the world cup!
Sand when it’s struck by lightning
NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND
MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS
You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
Just how s m a r t are you?