Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
wait are you saying it’s not like that
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oh my god i have to draw you
oh my god
Pants-Cat
fucking creepy
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jade stark is a thing i want to happen
oh man this started getting notes again and idk the art is terrible but I still love this
#THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE TIME JADE MADE A FULLY FUNCTIONING IRON LASS SUIT #AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
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I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
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you’ll never truly know a person until you become group partners
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